Prized Quotes.....

Pakhi: "You know why we cannot see SMELL? Because it has no eyes"


Pakhi showed me a dead butterfly and I said, 'Oh, it was time for it to die". Now, that's what I have told her, that living beings die when the TIME comes. She explained, "Oh, the clock is right inside the body"!!!

Pakhi's personal God needs a trimming of the beard


Pakhi has decided to stand with Harshu's, Shivanshi's, Nisha's...mothers standing behind her. She will be Durga, then.

Durga ji and the Lion combined is "Devi Singh"

"Amma, Japan mein samundar se itna oocha waves utha, ki aasman tak gaya. God bhi bah gaye aur God......mar gaye"

Me: How do the cows shit on the walls? (Pointing at the cow dung cakes on a wall)
Pakhi: They don’t shit on walls, they shit on the ground and with their hind legs, throw it in circles on the wall

Pakhi's bed time prayer on 9 June 11:, "Dear God, main apne wings ka khayaal rakhoongee, zyada cream biscuit nahi khaayoongee. Tum mera khayaal rakhna, main bhi tumhara khyaal rakhoongee."


Pakhi to me: what is 6 minus 7...?I said, 1. (Ignoring the plus and minus bit)She said, “I am not asking you to add, this is subtraction. 6 minus 7 is 67....(15 Sep 11)

My baby says, when there is the Photocopy machine available, why worry for money! I can photocopy a note and get her as many gifts as she wants! (1 August 11)

(21 July 11) I told my daughter (NOT OUT OF ANY ACADEMIC INTEREST), just casually, “Dekho, yeh jo machchar tumhe kaat rahein hain, yeh girl-machchar hain!” Pakhi immediately concluded, “Toh woh machchar jo harshu aur baaki boys ko kaattein hain, woh Boy-Machchar hain!”

04 Oct 2011: Shivanshi: Pakhi, woh purana bag kya ho gaya? Pakhi: Woh bag chhota ho jaane par garibon mein baat doongee, Shivanshi: Haa...toh phir Barbie ki de dena.....

04 oct 2011: I asked Pakhi, while looking at her Hindi text book (she is learning the use of chhoti ee), “Pakhi, who is a Kisaan?” she shrugged first indicating that she did not know but then she wisely said, “Kisaan hai Bhains ka uncle.....” and then added, “Bhains ka maalik”....I will now ask her who is a ‘Maalik’...let me see what she has to explain....

17 Oct 11
Pakhi: Amma, such lovely rose
Me: Baby, these are hibiscus, you could say, China Rose
Pakhi: The what are they doing here in India?

12 Jan 12
Gold medals baatne ke baad aadha medals toh abhi baaki thhaa..phir bhi hamein nahi diya..

08 Jan 12
A basic ques to me: Kyun nahatee ho?

27 Dec 11

Pakhi: Tumhe girl kyun pasand hai?
Me: Mujhe Pakhi pasand hai, tum boy hotee toh bhi pasand hotee, girl ho toh bhi paasnd ho
Pakhi: Mujhe Amma pasand hai, Amma girl hai toh bhi pasand, boy hotee toh bhi pasand hotee, Appa boy hai toh bhi pasand..

24 Dec 11
Female Mosquito eats the blood in our body
Fruit Mosquito: Eats the apple in our body

23 Dec 11
Beauty is: Pakhi
Beast is: Amma since Beast is so cute

23 Dec 11
Shephard matlab: Sipahi
Sheep matlab: BAKRI

20 Dec 11
Pari mummy meri mummy hai, toh tum kaise aayee?

19 Dec 11
Badha hokar baby paalnaa hai, usmein strong hone ka kya hai? Bachche ko maarna hai kya?

17 Dec 11
Kaddu is the short form of PADDU

Undated
Pakhi: Mera jab birth hua toh kya mere body mein bhi blood blood tha?
Me: Maine toh dekha nahi thaa baby..
Pakhi: Oh..tum office mein thi!

Jan 2013

Pakhi: "Amma, tumhe girl kyu pasand hai?

Me: "Mujhe Pakhi pasand hai, tum girl ho, toh bhi pasand ho, boy hotee toh bhi pasand hotee.

Pakhi: "Mujhe Amma pasand hai, Amma girl hai toh bhi pasand hai, boy hotee, toh bhi pasand hotee. Appa boy hai, toh bhi pasand hai, girl hota, toh bhi pasand hota"

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Me: "Pakhi..tumhe har cheez se problem hai, jagah se problem hai, school se problem hai, dance class se problem hai, Spell Bee se problem hai..bataao kis cheez se problem nahi hai?"

Pakhi: "Aaloo, Aaloo Bhindi, Softy, Mela aur meri poori family"

(I wonder if that was enlisted in order of priority!!!!!)

Dec 2012

Pakhi before going to bed, "Aaj kya sapna dekhoo? Saare toh dekh liye

 August 2012
Me: Pakhi how did you manage to lose the ruler again?
Pakhi: Ruler desk ke neeche gira tha, Rashtriya Gaan ho raha tha, main Saavdhaan mein khadi thi, kaise uthaati?
Me: Uske baad toh utha sakti thi!
Pakhi: Tab tak main Ruler ke baare mein bhool hee gayee thi....